01
THE AWAKENING
a terrible idea was born
SOLANA'S MOST QUESTIONABLE FACE
$FSJAL
THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND MEMES.
he's been on the internet longer than your favourite memecoin.
now he's paired with $MSFT.
verified pool URL pending · button opens the Solscan token page
heh.
click him. repeatedly. for science.
02 / THE LORE (BARELY)
WHAT THE
FSJAL?
Before your favourite memes had names, this idiot was already making faces on the internet.
Big eyes. Weird teeth. Zero thoughts.
Now he's on Solana.
inspect the ancient texts ↗03 / ABSOLUTELY CANON
THE FSJAL SAGA
three acts. zero lessons learned.
MSFT
02
THE PAIRING
two worlds. one braincell.
03
THE GLOBAL FSJALING
the internet was never the same
this is a comic. not a roadmap. please behave.
FSJAL / MSFT
MSFTseems legit
MSFTseems legit04 / THE PAIRING
FSJAL MSFT
a match made in questionable circumstances
FSJAL
this is the FSJAL token contract
EvhNHxVDH16MZzcaFg8BP5pFX4rezTRUTbu2EbtJpumpPAIRED WITH MSFT
this is the separate MSFT token contract
XspzcW1PRtgf6Wj92HCiZdjzKCyFekVD8P5Ueh3dRMXMSFT here means the paired token. No Microsoft affiliation is claimed or implied.
05 / A THREE-STEP PROGRAM
HOW TO FSJAL
easy enough for a person with one whole braincell.
GET A WALLET
install a Solana-compatible wallet. you need somewhere to keep your fsjal.
GET SOME SOL
fund it with SOL for network fees. the blockchain demands tribute.
ACQUIRE FSJAL
use a verified route when available. congratulations. you are now one of us.
the important squiggle:
EvhNHxVDH16MZzcaFg8BP5pFX4rezTRUTbu2EbtJpumpNo verified swap route is configured yet. Always verify the address before using any venue.
06 / IMPORTANT CULTURAL MATERIAL
THE FSJAL COLLECTION
many faces. not a single thought.
YOU HAVE BEEN
FSJAL'D
there is no escape.
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